lunes, 30 de agosto de 2010


Some Background Culture of the Midgets those God little pranks.
Midgets don't tend to have a culture. They spend their time making really bad internets porn that is sent to you via email resulting in Anti-lulz. The "midget's" main occupations consist of being on TV or pushing trolleys around your local shopping center, or you can buy them as pets over the black market/eBay. Some famous know midgets are Wee-man, that weird little Irish guy on WWE. It is known that a midget did the voice of the gay car of Knight Rider. Sadly he passed away when the key broke in the lock and being a midget, no one really gave a shit. More Anti-lulz for midgets and the really gross one of Big Brother Australia they leach of the government by saying they have a disability. They also get a TV show complaining about people paying out on them. A rare occurrence is an Azn midget which are rarely seen.
Midget culture is almost entirely made up of costume parties, alcoholism, drug addiction and depression. No one hates themselves more than a midget does. They prefer only to come out at night, scurrying beneath the mundane's feet throughout the day as they make their way from porn studio to porn studio. Every midget knows at least three famous midgets: if you meet a midget, a good way to break the ice is to ask which famous midgets he or she has met at midget conventions. Midgets have many interesting career options. They can wrestle, be a bowling ball, be an actor or actress, be wee-man or collect disability.

Famous midgets

  • Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Darth Vader
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Oompa Loompas
  • Eric the Midget
  • Dr. Evil
  • Cam Kaiser aka Vern
  • Urist McDwarf
  • John Howard
  • The Midget who fucked Bridget and hid in the cabinet
  • David Miscavige
  • Seth Green
  • An'janea Pointer
  • Edward Elric
  • Your Mom
  • Weev

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