martes, 31 de agosto de 2010

The Colbert Report


The Ultimate National Hero 

The Colbert Report is a half-hour documentary series on the successes of IRL trolling, as presented by the Master himself, Stephen Colbert. Unlike it's predecessor, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report is made of pure, unadulterated. His on-camera persona is a cross between apompous, neocon blowhard and an ignorant, racist libertarian. He is actually a moderate Catholic in real life, so this is clearly a PoMo television persona heavily steeped in irony.

lunes, 30 de agosto de 2010

Have I Got News For You

Have I Got News For You is a satirical britfag television panel show, that is is considered to be one of the greatest bringers of lulz and drama to the British public. Beginning as a cheap piece of shit to undercut Spitting Image's success the show features Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as team captains with a guest host - following the drama surrounding presenter disgraced legendary coke snorting and hooker fucking former-presenter Angus Deayton. The show (that has been running ever since England won the World Cup in 1966) is particularly notable for skirting very close to libel it's slander if they SAY things like princess di was a hooker you bell end laws, and it is a running joke that particularly scurrilous accusations are suffixed with the word "allegedly". Other memes have included the fact that Angus Deayton was fucking Paul Merton's wife, ridiculing the Deputy Prime Minister for being a fat fuck and insisting that Princess Diana and the Duchess of York (amongst other women) are "over-blown tarts".
Because the BBC are not faggots like Viacom, clips from the show are all over YouTube so that Americunts can start to understand that The Daily Show isn't actually that funny.


Some Background Culture of the Midgets those God little pranks.
Midgets don't tend to have a culture. They spend their time making really bad internets porn that is sent to you via email resulting in Anti-lulz. The "midget's" main occupations consist of being on TV or pushing trolleys around your local shopping center, or you can buy them as pets over the black market/eBay. Some famous know midgets are Wee-man, that weird little Irish guy on WWE. It is known that a midget did the voice of the gay car of Knight Rider. Sadly he passed away when the key broke in the lock and being a midget, no one really gave a shit. More Anti-lulz for midgets and the really gross one of Big Brother Australia they leach of the government by saying they have a disability. They also get a TV show complaining about people paying out on them. A rare occurrence is an Azn midget which are rarely seen.
Midget culture is almost entirely made up of costume parties, alcoholism, drug addiction and depression. No one hates themselves more than a midget does. They prefer only to come out at night, scurrying beneath the mundane's feet throughout the day as they make their way from porn studio to porn studio. Every midget knows at least three famous midgets: if you meet a midget, a good way to break the ice is to ask which famous midgets he or she has met at midget conventions. Midgets have many interesting career options. They can wrestle, be a bowling ball, be an actor or actress, be wee-man or collect disability.

Famous midgets

  • Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Darth Vader
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Oompa Loompas
  • Eric the Midget
  • Dr. Evil
  • Cam Kaiser aka Vern
  • Urist McDwarf
  • John Howard
  • The Midget who fucked Bridget and hid in the cabinet
  • David Miscavige
  • Seth Green
  • An'janea Pointer
  • Edward Elric
  • Your Mom
  • Weev

Dancing Sandwich

Hey welcome to my blog, well summer is over so what should we need for school??.....